2. John and Patsy Ramsey
JonBenet has been rotting in her grave for four years but her parents just keep going and going and going in the yearly Creep voting. Why? Our survey said:
o Patsy Ramsey -- the massive (and massively manipulative) pre-menopausal Delta Burke look alike who killed her little girl, got away with it, and is now DARING Boulder Police to arrest her ... when she's not smiling and giggling with glee the week she was questioned in Atlanta. She IS a "small foreign faction" all by herself!
o I know that God will handle it all in His own good time, (John for raping the girl, and Patsy for killing the child to save her from Daddy's "personal preferences".) But I really don't want to wait for God to get them. I want to keep them in the public eye until they both crack and admit what they did.
o For using their surviving son as a mean to make money off the tabloids rather than suing in their own names. For criticizing the media at the same time they try to manipulate it.
o For performing stun gun experiments on pigs to support their bogus intruder theory
o For, with the help of a ghostwriter, publishing a book (Death of Innocence, aka Death of Intelligence, aka Dearth of Innocence) with their ugly mugs on the front cover - and a picture of their dead daughter merely on the back...
o Spent a part of the year on some type of traveling salvation show by appearing on religious shows making a mockery out of Christianity.
o Patsy's Behavior at every appearance - particularly the way she talks about "That Child".
o They molested and murdered their child and then tried to make money off of it and I thought my parents were dysfunctional!!
o Together with their adorable creep-protecting attorney, Lin Wood, a scum-slice destined to be the patron saint of all creeps ---
o For jerking us around for yet another year. (Note - This last comment was left over from last year's voting, but I assume we can leave it here permanently.)